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Wednesday, August 24, 2011

[UNICAM-I] Fwd: New accounting terminology!!!!



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From: Priyam Das <daspriyam3@gmail.com>
Date: Wed, Aug 24, 2011 at 2:46 PM
Subject: New accounting terminology!!!!
To: tirthankar.m@gmail.com, motahati <ayankhan@gmail.com>






 Itna forward karo ki pura INDIA padhe

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New accounting terminology to go into effect:

1Crore = 1 Khoka
500Cr = 1 Koda
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1000Cr = 1 Radia
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10000Cr = 1 Kalmadi
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100000Cr = 1Raja
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100Raja = 1 Pawar
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First time in the world history fasting only 4 hours and that too with an AC …….
This is the comedy of the year 2009…. Fasting starts after breakfast and ending before lunch. Interesting one!!
 
Govt. Concessions for a Member of Parliament (MP)

Monthly Salary
12,000 

Expense for Constitution per month 
10,000 

Office expenditure per month 
14,000 

Traveling concession (Rs. 8 per km) 
48,000
( eg.For a visit from kerala to Delhi & return: 6000 km) 

Daily DA TA during parliament meets 
500/day 

Charge for 1 cl-ass (A/C) in train: Free (For any number of times) 

(All over India ) 


Charge for Business cl-ass in flights 
Free for 40 trips / year (With wife or P.A .) 

Rent for MP hostel at Delhi 
Free 

Electricity costs at home 
Free up to 50,000 units 

Local phone call charge 
Free up to 1 ,70,000 calls. 

TOTAL expense for a MP [having no qualification] per year 
32,00,000 [ i.e. 2.66 lakh/month] 

TOTAL expense for 5 years 
1,60,00,000 

For 534 MPs, the expense for 5 years : 

8,54,40,00,000 (nearly 855 crores) 


AND THE PRIME MINISTER IS ASKING THE HIGHLY QUALIFIED, OUT PERFORMING CEOs TO CUT DOWN THEIR SALARIES..... 


This is how all our tax money is been swallowed and price hike on our regular commodities....... 
And this is the present condition of our country: 

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Latest update after Swiss Bank has agreed to disclose the funds& 

Our Indians' Money - 70, 00,000 Crores Rupees In Swiss Bank 

1) Yes, 70 lakh crore rupees of India are lying in Switzerland banks. This is the highest amount lying outside any country, from amongst 180 countries of the world, as if India is the champion of Black Money. 

2) Swiss Government has officially written to Indian Government that they are willing to inform the details of holders of 70 lakh crore rupees in their Banks, if Indian Government officially asks them. 

3) On 22-5-08, this news has already been published in The Times of India and other Newspapers based on Swiss Government's official letter to Indian Government. 

4) But the Indian Government has not sent any official enquiry to Switzerland for details of money which has been sent outside India between 1947 to 2008.. The opposition party is also equally not interested in doing so because most of the amount is owned by politicians and it is every Indian's money. 

5) This money belongs to our country. From these funds we can repay 13 times of our country's foreign debt. The interest alone can take care of the Center s yearly budget. People need not pay any taxes and we can pay Rs. 1 lakh to each of 45 crore poor families. 

6) Let us imagine, if Swiss Bank is holding Rs. 70 lakh Crores, then how much money is lying in other 69 Banks? How much they have deprived the Indian people? Just think, if the Account holder dies, the bank becomes the owner of the funds in his account. 

7) Are these people totally ignorant about the philosophy of Karma? What will this ill-gotten wealth do to them and their families when they own/use such money, generated out of corruption and exploitation? 

8) Indian people have read and have known about these facts. But the helpless people have neither time nor inclination to do anything in the matter. This is like "a new freedom struggle" and we will have to fight this. 

9) This money is the result of our sweat and blood.. The wealth generated and earned after putting in lots of mental and physical efforts by Indian people must be brought back to our country. 


10) As a service to our motherland and your contribution to this struggle, please circulate at least 10 copies of this note amongst your friends and relatives and convert it into a mass movement.
 
 
"India is rich but inhabitated by poor people"  
 

This figure seems like distance expressed in light year term. I just can't comprehend these figures…..How much it is !!!!!! 
 
Description: Pak-Rupees-640x480.jpgDescription: 11130651.jpg  " Indians are poor but India is not a poor country". Says one of the swiss bank directors. He says that "(280,00,000,000,0000) of Indian rupees is deposited in swiss banks which can be used for 'taxless' budget for 30 yrs. Can give 60 crore jobs to all Indians. From any village to Delhi 4 lane roads. Forever free supply to more than 500 social projects. Every citizen can get monthly 2000/- for 60 yrs. No need of world bank & IMF loan. Think how our money is blocked by rich politicians. We have full right against corrupt politicians. Don't forget CWGames…..Adarsh building Ghotala….. 2g spectrum telecommunication ghotala….Latest ISRO scam ...... 
Itna forward karo ki pura INDIA padhe. Take this seriously, you can forward jokes, then why not this? Be a responsible citizen.
   THE COURTS WANT THIS INFORMATION RELEASED BUT THE POLITICIANS DO NOT... WHAT would you like????
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Itna forward karo ki pura INDIA padhe
 






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Priyam Das

Research Assistant (Visiting Fellow)
Center for Quantum Technologies (CQT)
National University of Singapore (NUS)
Block S15, 3 Science Drive 2
Singapore 117543.

E-mail :  daspriyam3@gmail.com (preferable)
              priyam@iiserkol.ac.in
         
Ph.:      +65 - 98705680     (m)
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